What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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