chuck norris is a little b|tch

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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wat?

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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