- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

A baby seal walks in to a club

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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