- Anti Joke

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Knock knock

balls in ya mouf

Global Warming.

A black man says "ask" correctly.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

The mets are 3-0 this season

I have no joke. u mad?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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