Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

A black man killed someone

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

theres a fat guy

the cow goes moo

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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