Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Rick Perry.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

johann grayson being liked

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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