- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

Why did the woman die Because she was old

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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