What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

thumb_up thumb_down

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

thumb_up thumb_down

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -2

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What is a dog? Bark

thumb_up thumb_down -2

balls in ya mouf

thumb_up thumb_down -4

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

ASSCHEEKS

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops