Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Well, this is fun.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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What's 1+1? 4.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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The WNBA.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Poop

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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