why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Anti jokes are funny

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Your mom.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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