Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Turtles

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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A joke

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Dallas Cowboys

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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No joke.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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William Raines.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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