- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

The Aristocrats

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

Womens rights.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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