Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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