- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Asians...

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

DERP

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

does this look unsure to you?

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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