Hey, come here often? No.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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