knock knock go away

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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I Love Hitler.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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your fat

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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