- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

A black succeeds

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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