Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Women's rights

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Dani Barton = Stupid

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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