What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Kate

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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