What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

I Love Hitler.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

make me a sandwich!

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

son, you're adopted.

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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