a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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womens rights

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Obama

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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