- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

I Love Hitler.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

make me a sandwich!

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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