- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

does this look unsure to you?

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

i like potatoes

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

The mets are 3-0 this season

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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