Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Women's rights

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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I got shot, you laughed

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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A black succeeds

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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your all shit at jokes

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