if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Knock Knock Come in.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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