- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

A homeless person dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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What comes after "Q" R

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