An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Hitler

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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