- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Global Warming.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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