- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

knock knock go away

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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