- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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The WNBA.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

cheese

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

American healthcare.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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