Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Chocolate tastes good.

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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