- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Freedom of Speech

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Kim Kardashian.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Rick Perry.

did you ever see a butter fly?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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