What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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cc

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Lockerbie bombing

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Anti Joke

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