You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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I got shot, you laughed

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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does this look unsure to you?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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