What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Kate

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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A black man killed someone

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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come along children

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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