Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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CHEEZECAKE

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Black people are innocent.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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