What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Is Carly smart? No.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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I hate you.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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