"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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son, you're adopted.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Child Prostitution.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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