Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

black people. that is all...

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

Gay rights

Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

Once there was a baby ostrich name Bert. He was the cutest ostrich with those big black beady eyes, fuzzy feathers and funny wobbly baby ostrich walk. I knelt down and as Bert came running towards me as if I were his ostrich father about to protect him from something dangerous. As he got within arm’s reach I punched him so hard he turned into a baby kitten. I decided that Bert was an ...insufficient name for a baby kitten so I said to the purring ball of fuzz “I shall call you Turtle” a kitten named Turtle was a very hilarious conundrum. Things went well for an hour or two and then Turtle decided to pee on my tile floors which infuriated me because everyone knows that cat pee doesn’t come out of carpet! I decided to teach Turtle a football drill called kick the cuddly baby kitten so hard he turns into a koala bear. I sat Turtle on a football tee and suddenly our eyes met and he stared at me with the cutest face a kitten has ever made I took three steps back and turned back towards him. I stared into his big baby kitten eyes and then at a running sprint kicked him as hard as I could into the wall. There was a quiet sound like that of a space shuttle taking off into outer space. As I looked to see where my kick had sent Turtle soaring through the air, I found to my surprise, Turtle had turned into a cute cuddly baby raccoon. I walked across the room and scooped up the adorable baby raccoon. A raccoon named turtle was just too absurd so I decided to give the furry ball of warmth a new and more appropriate name. I stared into his cute raccoon eyes and declared aloud, “I shall call you Dorito!” I rocked Dorito calmly back and forth in my arms until he was fast asleep. A thought then entered my head, how funny would it be to put Dorito into a chip bag? I chuckled aloud and then decided my mind was set. I pulled a chip bag out of my backpack and carefully pulled the bag open and realized I’d been scammed! Inside the bag was a single Dorito chip. I then ate my Doritos.

What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

Anti Joke

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