A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Lockerbie bombing

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Aodhan Hearty

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

did you ever see a butter fly?

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...