What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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jokes r dumb

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Nickelback

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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penis

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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