A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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im jewish

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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