Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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