Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Knock Knock Come in.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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