- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Dani Barton = Stupid

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

If life hands you lemons Take them

Dallas Cowboys

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

your all shit at jokes

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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