Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is a dog? Bark

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

I like jokes.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

This is not a joke.

james schmitt whats your last name

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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