Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Womens rights.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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Anti Joke

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