Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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