what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

balls in ya mouf

Religion

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

I'm Spartacus

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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