I Love Hitler.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

potato

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

Guess what? Chicken butt

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

Rob Bell

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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