Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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NEVER

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Ruller

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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