- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

does this look unsure to you?

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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