Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

Black people are innocent.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Knock Knock Come in!

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Potato salad

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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