- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

I got shot, you laughed

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

live babies

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Well, this is fun.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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