a black guy with rights in 1924

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

theres a fat guy

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

Like my status for a tbh?

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

Scott

What's big and black? A black fridge.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

A black person in the NHL

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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