funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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live babies

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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blubber vaginass CC

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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ekoj

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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The Bible

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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noodles

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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