Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Oh...okay, good.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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