what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

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Knock knock, come in.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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I love you very much.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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youre gay

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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