- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Benevolent villain.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

Womens rights.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

What's funnier than 24? 25

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

I like jokes.

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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