Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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guess what?

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Religion

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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