How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

nathan palmer has a big head !

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Potato salad

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

A fish walks into a bar

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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