Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

a. why? b. because I wanted

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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