What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

knock knock go away

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Why did the woman die Because she was old

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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