- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

I like your hair

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

A man walks into a bar.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

i have aids and a chode

knock knock go away

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

George W. Bush

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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