- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

I like your hair

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

A joke

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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