How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

A man walks into a bar.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

George W. Bush

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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