What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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