- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

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