- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

Magic Johnson has AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

GRAAAAAAAR.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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