little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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blubber vaginass CC

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Chuck Norris died.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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