How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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