- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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