The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

What what In the butt

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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