Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Five guys one rape.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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youre gay

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Goat balls.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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