how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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