Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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No.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Women's Rights

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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