- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Chuck Norris died.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

My life

Two Jews walk in a bar...

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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