Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Womens Sports

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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