How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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