Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

No.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

Women's Rights

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

French people.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Asians...

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

The Colts this year.

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