What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Women's rights.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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womens rights

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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