What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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