little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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France never surrender.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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