A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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