Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Knock Knock, Come in.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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An antijoke

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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