How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Female Athletics

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apple pie.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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France never surrender.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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wat?

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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ASSCHEEKS

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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87

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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what color is blue? green

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