- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

Roses are red Violets are blue

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

I love you.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

France never surrender.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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