- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Two Jews walk in a bar...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

I'm Spartacus

What's funnier than 24? 25

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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