Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Five guys one rape.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Anti Joke

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