- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

A scottish man having fun

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

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