- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Women's rights.

You're on fire.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Kim Kardashian.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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