The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Dallas Cowboys

Women's rights

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Global Warming.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

I love you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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