What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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George W. Bush

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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I'm Spartacus

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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