whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Female Athletics

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Women's Rights...

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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