The government makes a good decision

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

womens rights

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Jess Burns

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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An iguana walks out of a bar

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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