What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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gays

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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69.... is a number

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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