- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

women's rights

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

guess what?

Religion

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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