Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

Benevolent villain.

your fat

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

Womens rights.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

chuck norris

What's funnier than 24? 25

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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