What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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