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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Knock Knock Come in.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Knock knock, come in.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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