"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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I love you very much.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Goat balls.

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Jess Burns

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Women's rights.

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womens rights

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knock knock you may come in

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Anti Joke

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