- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Oh...okay, good.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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