Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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