Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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