How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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does this look unsure to you?

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hi my name is? joe

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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CHEEZECAKE

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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