why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Women's rights

Global Warming.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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