Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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The Aristocrats

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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