How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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