What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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