Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Rick Perry.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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