how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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ekoj

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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noodles

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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