Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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the cow goes moo

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