- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

your moms so fat she has kankles

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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