What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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P0P T4Rt

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Your mom.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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