Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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knock knock come in

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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