- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

Ben is gay

Oh...okay, good.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

George W. Bush

Look at your hand. Made you look!

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