So a seal walks into a club...

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Women's rights.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Lacrosse

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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