- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

9/11.

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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