How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Kenny G

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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your all shit at jokes

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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William Raines.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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