What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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