Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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BIG PENIS

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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French people.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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