- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

women's rights

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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