There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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