- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

Diana and victoria

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

A man walks into a bar.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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