What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Carlton

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Women's rights.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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