What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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I got shot, you laughed

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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