Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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AND

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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penis

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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8====D {(0)}

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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