What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

black people. that is all...

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

chuck norris

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

Hello world

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

marble

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

A man buys free health care...

Rob Bell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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