What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Black people are innocent.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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fart

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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