Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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hi my name is? joe

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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poop.........

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What's 6+2? 16

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Anti Joke

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