Real jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

thumb_up thumb_down +31

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

69

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

thumb_up thumb_down +27

milly, milly, milly, cat

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

thumb_up thumb_down +27

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Brett Farve

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A baby seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops