Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Knock Knock. Shut up.

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

Aodhan Hearty

What lives underground? Grandpa

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

One Big Ass Mistake America

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

DANA

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

you wanna hear a joke? no

What will happen when a black person die they die

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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