Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What comes after "Q" R

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Justin Littleton getting laid.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Women's rights

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Brittney Spears

Your mum is dead

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

The jets are a good team..

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

gay marriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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