^that joke's not funny

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SPAMS!!!

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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I like to eat.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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