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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

. Deez nuts Ok

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

how do you stop a train? you cant..

A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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