There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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What time is it? 10:58

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Women

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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