Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

This is not Will Smith.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Lacrosse

Black people are clen.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Women's Golf

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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