Covietz has a large penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Josh kissing a girl

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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women's rights.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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beiber i straight

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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American healthcare.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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