- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Jewish People

Knock Knock. Go away!

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

I am a real homosexual

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

God.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

penis

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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