- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

newt gingrich

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

W.N.B.A.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Pianca going ham

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

World peace

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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