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How do you leave a man in suspense...

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

A bar walks into your mother.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

yo mama so fat she's fat

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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