Dallas Cowboys

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Haha

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Nicholas Cage

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tim rafter died no one cared

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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