Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Carlton

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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