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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

What is brown and smells? Poop

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Knock knock Come in!

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men