- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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