Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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lol

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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96

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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What break when you talk?

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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