A bar walks into your mother.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

yo mama so fat she's fat

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

One Big Ass Mistake America

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Women

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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