Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Bing

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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a black father

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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if it's friday, it must be China

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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