- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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