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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

Pickle!

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

a show horse jumps over a bar

What do you call Obama? - the president

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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