What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

The glass is half an hour.

sixty....eight.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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