How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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women's rights

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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