- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Bing

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

Slavery lol

Your doorbell is broken.

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