Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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The geese of Growmore

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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