Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Mmmm, donuts

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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Pickle!

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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i am predestal

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Punchline.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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