Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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