Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Fruitcake

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Women's Basketball.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Go away.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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