- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

A horse walks into a bar...n

knock knock come in

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

who farted? umm........that guy.

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