Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Real jokes.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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