- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

I won the game.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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