How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Yo mama so fat she died

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

a black guy leaves prison

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

I've got the moobs like jagger.

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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