Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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Gadaffi

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What does a man like. food.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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No.

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