Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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What comes after "Q" R

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Brittney Spears

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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WNBA

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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