roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Dead babies.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

a horse walks into a barn

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Anti Joke

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