"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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noodles

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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