Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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a little girl gets raped

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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W.N.B.A.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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lol

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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