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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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My sister has to take a dump

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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