Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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You're so straight!

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Women Drivers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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look left now look right. washing machine

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