What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

What should I name my dog?

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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